[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]
(Source: andyglassismymom, via streaky-bacon)
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.
(via thisisnotgoingasplanned)
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
(Source: ourtwistedfuckingstory, via blaze-alexander)
